Reality check, please!

by Heather Kephart January 19, 2010 Blurbs
Picture A Day June 3, 2009 - Angry Birds at Al...

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If you’re in the shower and a bird stares at you through your skylight does it mean you’ve “still got it”?
If you scoop up your toddlers and head over to Garland, TX (King of the Hill’s Arlen, TX was based upon Garland) to visit Walmart are you officially a redneck?
Is it [...]

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Joe got his first real haircut!

by Heather Kephart January 17, 2010 My Silly Kids

Supercuts + Lollipop = Fun!
A couple of days ago Dennis and I took Joe to SuperCuts for his first real haircut. His Grandma used to trim his hair, but a trim was way overdue and it was time for his first real cut. Joe did great! I was prepared for all manner of drama, but [...]

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Texas, Heather. Heather, Texas.

by Heather Kephart January 15, 2010 Introspection
Another Cold Winter Day

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I’m writing to get over the hump. I’ve never before written in this state, this town, or this room. I don’t associate my present surroundings with writing. I don’t associate my present surroundings with anything. It’s all new and unfamiliar. Grey, cold, and confusing.
I lost it the other day. Freaked out [...]

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I can’t see

by Heather Kephart January 12, 2010 Introspection
CITY OF BLINDING LIGHTS...

Re-post: Originally posted August 12, 2009.

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Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there’s someplace that he’d rather be
He says, Bill I believe this is killing me
As the [...]

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We’re in Texas! Finally!

by Heather Kephart January 9, 2010 Blogging
Cowboy Hat

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And wouldn’t you know it, we’re all sick. AGAIN. I very rarely get sick. I can go years without so much as a sniffle. I suppose the stress of this move killed all of our immune systems.
Let me tell you – snot s’not a picnic!
I’m still in the process of getting [...]

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We may or may not be embracing our personal energy

by Heather Kephart January 1, 2010 Social Media
Dill Weed

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Re-post: This was posted nearly a year ago to the day, December 30, 2008, at my former blog, How to be a Woman. (I updated the section of the post referring to said blog with the correct tense.) Happy New Year to all you fabulous people! This year is going to [...]

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Moms: Don’t Get Sick!

by Heather Kephart December 30, 2009 Domestic Goddessing
sick

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It finally happened – this thing I’d been dreading since becoming a mother. It didn’t ask me first. There was no pleasant tea and biscuit-riddled discussion circle. It came and took me with the force of 1,000 body snatchers. It was more ghastly than watching John Basedow tongue-kiss Rosie O’Donnell at [...]

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We can learn something from Tyler Durden

by Heather Kephart December 29, 2009 Inspiration

Re-Post: Originally posted 11/25/2008
I’m still down with the stomach flu, as is Dennis, but there is a light at the end of that tunnel! Hope you all have a fabulous Tuesday. ~ Heather
The other day I happened upon a link to a fun little left brain right brain test that I will not post [...]

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Zombie Attack Imminent!

by Heather Kephart December 26, 2009 Fun Stuff!
zombie_attack

And just like that…

…my faith in humanity is restored.
Some Florida hackers managed to alter at least two traffic signs either via computer or at the source last week to display this zombie evacuation warning.
Source: Don’t fear: zombies are not near
As an aside, don’t bother to get all dolled up for a zombie attack as you [...]

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Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah!

by Heather Kephart December 24, 2009 Family
nativity

I awoke at 4 AM this Christmas Eve and lay there in bed, squeezing my eyes shut, imagining myself in my Grandma’s back room, listening to the muffled voices of my early-rising family. There’s so much comfort in being a child, safe in bed, half-asleep and half in the land of the sounds and smells [...]

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