Guest Post: Cindy the Facebook Bat Lady

Those of you who are Facebook friends of mine are familiar with Cindy the Crazy Bat Lady. For your reading pleasure, here is her ode to Cinnabon. Enjoy!

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Oh Cinnabon, oh Cinnabon why do you tempt me so? your luscious layers coiled so sweetly around a quarter lb of butter, caressed ever so gently in the intoxicating mixture of sugar,cinnamon creamy icing, and love,or is it lust dear Cinnabon?, whatever this emotion, it stirs my soul, Yes my soul !! Cinnabon, only you could make me leave my bed in the early hours of noon to trek long miles scorning basic hyegine, barely noticing the concerned looks of passer-bys as I make my way to you. Arduously I press on to the mall where you wait for me. Sequestered behind the glass I see your loveliness,oh how I long to simply reach out and make you mine, I demand to have you!! I throw all my worldly wealth at your gatekeepers in hopes that I might persuade them to let me have you, to indulge myself in your sweet warm sticky moistness held warm in little pans lined with parchment paper containing your sweet sweet love. I procure your freedom and at last we are one! Aww my sweet sweet Cinnabon! OH RAPTURE,RAPTURE ,(oops the plastic fork broke) upon RAPTURE!…but alas it it over all too soon, and I am left ashamed, sticky, and curiously wanting more…Oh Cinnabon my tummy’s desire, my love for you grows as does my hindquarters, you are not good for me Cinnabon! I must leave you now & vow not to partake in your delights again. Sadly I know I will, and I know I must, maybe next time you’ll just increase my bust, oh what kind of fool thinks like this?My Cinnabon,my sweet Cinnabon, I fear you have done me in.

~ Lil’ Cyni (that’s my rapper name)
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